major_delmac's definitions

dowry

what the father of a rich single broad uses as a bribe to get a man to marry her crabby little ass. see also: money. Similar, but not to be confused with a shotgun wedding.

apu: I will give you a dowry of 10 sacred cows to marry my desi, the spoiled little airhead she is.

Leroy: fo shizzle my bollyizzle.

by major_delmac March 7, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who is fresh off the boat(with or without money) to America and doesn't know it's rude to yell 'Wasabe!' from the third row of a basketball game when Yao Ming makes a free throw. Probably says nigger alot in private as well.

America has loads of no class foreigners who steal all the best girls and they aren't even black!

by major_delmac March 12, 2005

Capitulation Amy

When a thin blonde's inner conflict over interracial romance gets the best of her. Usually indicated by random fits of rage or her ankles reaching for the ceiling.

Guy#1: Amber just went off on Jake. She call you?

Guy#2: Capitulation Amy.

Guy#1: Sweeeet!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005