Definitions by major_delmac

Google Widow 

A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.

That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.

Google Widow by major_delmac March 1, 2005

smile 

something white girls are not allowed to do in front of black boys in the states of Georgia and Texas.

Jessica: Don't look, are you trying to get us killed?

Amber: Your mom soooo owns you. Relax.

smile by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Bunny Bagger 

a black guy who gets a lot of Playboy quality poon.

That Marcus, he sure bags the bunnys. They don't even know he's Ruben Studdard's cousin.

Bunny Bagger by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Sterno Bum 

A racist Howard Stern caller.

How does Robin put up with those Sterno Bums without ripping them a new one in crazy black woman fashion?

Sterno Bum by major_delmac March 1, 2005

D.W. Griffith 

The first Klansman to effectively fool common american citizens into hating black men though the use of a propaganda film entitled "Birth of a Nation".

D.W. Griffith stole that woman's pocketbook.

D.W. Griffith by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Panda Bear

A chubby black guy who has alot of peta type, animal lover white girls on his jock.

Jenna: He's just like a big ol cuddly Panda Bear!

Panda Bear by major_delmac March 1, 2005

prostitute 

A call girl who is in search of a pimp for guidance, understanding and the possibilty of world travel and adventure in her off time.

I used to be a $300 an hour call girl, but I ended up marrying my PIMP. I was never a street walking prostitute.

prostitute by major_delmac March 1, 2005