The Great American Turnout

The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.

Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.

by major_delmac March 29, 2011

soul pole dodger

One who is owned by one or more Cunt Nazis. See Cunt Nazi

That little soul pole dodger just struck out. Fat Tyrone made her cum 3 times and wash his dirty underwear.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 01, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac March 29, 2011

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac March 29, 2011

love and touch

Your lady on the side. A mistress. Your down low woman. Unlike a wife or girlfriend, all she ever wants to do is love and touch you.

Major League Player: Gisele is my love and Touch.

Leo: I am mortified. Damn you, Flavor Flav!

by major_delmac March 01, 2005

maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.

maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.

by major_delmac March 04, 2005