major_delmac's definitions

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

Caucasianaphobic

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Since when did Betsy get the phobia?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Panda Bear

A chubby black guy who has alot of peta type, animal lover white girls on his jock.

Jenna: He's just like a big ol cuddly Panda Bear!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

prostitute

A call girl who is in search of a pimp for guidance, understanding and the possibilty of world travel and adventure in her off time.

I used to be a $300 an hour call girl, but I ended up marrying my PIMP. I was never a street walking prostitute.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.

Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

The Great American Turnout

The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.

Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

Google Widow

A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.

That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005