major_delmac's definitions

Panda Bear

A chubby black guy who has alot of peta type, animal lover white girls on his jock.

Jenna: He's just like a big ol cuddly Panda Bear!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

Anna Kournikova

The so called epitome of american beauty who only dates non americans.

see also: boat whore, trophy wife, gold digger.

That Anna Kournikova sure has a nasty little slice shot on the tennis court.

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

soul pole dodger

One who is owned by one or more Cunt Nazis. See Cunt Nazi

That little soul pole dodger just struck out. Fat Tyrone made her cum 3 times and wash his dirty underwear.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

Sterno Bum

A racist Howard Stern caller.

How does Robin put up with those Sterno Bums without ripping them a new one in crazy black woman fashion?

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Ruben Studdard Fan

A spoiled southern drama queen. A girl who must make tragedy out of every incident in her life so she can lock herself in her room, cry and listen to her Ruben Studdard CDs.

Misty got turned down by Playboy and now she's a Ruben Studdard fan.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005