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baztastic

To be excellent, good, worthy of Baronhood. Usually assosiated with a particualrly well ordered or regal person.
P1: That dude is so cool
P2: yeah, he's baztastic
by Mace March 14, 2005
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Lamow

the spoken or typed version on LMAO. Making the use of LMAO redundant and less lame. Saying or typing Lamow expresses extreme humour or hilarity. When something is incredibly funny and "lamow" can be used to express this. Also good for ironcic statements when someone stupid enough so say "lol" out loud you can own them with "lamow" when said in a retarded voice.
Bloke: that guy just fell over! LOL!

You: Lamow...you're an idiot!
by Mace April 19, 2006
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gripper

a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"
by Mace August 19, 2006
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trucking

a euphemism for drug smuggling or trafficking, usually involving the mob.
my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.
by Mace May 1, 2006
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shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it
P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless
by Mace May 5, 2006
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the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found
we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!
by mace April 6, 2004
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chin rest

The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.
Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."
by mace April 11, 2004
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