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we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!
by mace April 6, 2004
Get the the bar scene from Star Warsmug. Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.
by Mace April 19, 2006
Get the Rofflemug. The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.
Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."
by mace April 11, 2004
Get the chin restmug. origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it
by Mace May 5, 2006
Get the shiftless negromug. The best of the new internet speak. Ownedizzled is to not only own someone but to have the general consensus that he got owned. To be said in a black way it is a mocking term to laugh at someone who did something stupid or got shown to be a moron by their better who then is allowed to say "ownedizzled" repeatedly until the loser commits suicide in a fit of self-depression and self-loathing
teh player: Dude i just shot that guy in the face and he's supposed to be good
teh other guy: Dude, he just got ownedizzled!
teh loser: ...no i didn't!!!!111one!!13!!1
teh other guy: Dude, he just got ownedizzled!
teh loser: ...no i didn't!!!!111one!!13!!1
by Mace April 19, 2006
Get the Ownedizzledmug. a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.
commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"
by Mace August 19, 2006
Get the grippermug. To be excellent, good, worthy of Baronhood. Usually assosiated with a particualrly well ordered or regal person.
by Mace March 14, 2005
Get the baztasticmug.