mace's definitions

break the ice

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something.

"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."

by Mace December 26, 2007

Spread that ASS!

origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.

p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*

by Mace May 5, 2006

baztastic

To be excellent, good, worthy of Baronhood. Usually assosiated with a particualrly well ordered or regal person.

P1: That dude is so cool
P2: yeah, he's baztastic

by Mace March 14, 2005

chin rest

The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.

Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."

by mace April 11, 2004

trucking

a euphemism for drug smuggling or trafficking, usually involving the mob.

my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.

by Mace May 1, 2006

the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

by mace April 6, 2004

gripper

a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.

"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"

by Mace August 19, 2006