mace's definitions
origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.
p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
by Mace May 5, 2006
Get the Spread that ASS!mug. we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!
by mace April 6, 2004
Get the the bar scene from Star Warsmug. The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.
Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."
by mace April 11, 2004
Get the chin restmug. my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.
by Mace May 1, 2006
Get the truckingmug. Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.
by Mace April 19, 2006
Get the Rofflemug. the spoken or typed version on LMAO. Making the use of LMAO redundant and less lame. Saying or typing Lamow expresses extreme humour or hilarity. When something is incredibly funny and "lamow" can be used to express this. Also good for ironcic statements when someone stupid enough so say "lol" out loud you can own them with "lamow" when said in a retarded voice.
by Mace April 19, 2006
Get the Lamowmug. To be excellent, good, worthy of Baronhood. Usually assosiated with a particualrly well ordered or regal person.
by Mace March 14, 2005
Get the baztasticmug.