mace's definitions

trucking

a euphemism for drug smuggling or trafficking, usually involving the mob.

my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.

by Mace May 1, 2006

separation of church and state

"separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.

by Mace October 15, 2003

Bazalicious

Believed to have origionated in the early 21st century during an argument about a baron. A derogative of Baztastic. Bazalicious however is an insult, to be unlike a baron, to be a peasant, insignificant, bad or rubbish.

P1: that lesson was terible
P2: Bloody bazalicious if you ask me!

by Mace March 14, 2005

kickback

a bribe, usually from a someone in business/private sector to someone in government/politics, to either "look the other way" or to allow the business person to carry on with an unscrupulous venture.

"Mr. Smith, the businessman, offered Mr. Jones, the local district representative, an undisclosed amount of money to clear the conservation area of all its trees and wildlife, in order to build yet another housing subdivision.....neither gentleman was available for comment."

by mace November 28, 2004

chin rest

The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.

Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."

by mace April 11, 2004

Car-B-Q

an accident where one or more vehicles is on fire

did you see the car-B-Q at the corner of fifth and main? fire trucks were everywhere!

by Mace January 26, 2004

the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

by mace April 6, 2004