Roffle

Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.

P1: and then he said "cow"

All surrounding people: ha ha ha ha ha

P2: ha ha ha ...ROFFLE!

by Mace April 19, 2006

boss lady

female leader in the workplace who exhibits an extremely authoritative demeanor.
Duties for "her highness" are usually relatively menial for her newer subservients; making her coffee, arranging her papers etc.
More experienced and favored underlings often "graduate" to higher responsibilites, such as giving her feet massage, going on "feminine products" errands, and possibly even vaccuuming her carpet after hours.

My boss lady expects total loyalty and respect. Her word is law.

by mace January 26, 2004

gripper

a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.

"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"

by Mace August 19, 2006

aaw nigga!

From the most amusing piece of porn in the world, where a groupd of incredibly black men stand round masturbating as one of the black guys sticks his nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy of the only white chick who is sitting silently throughout. Various black comments are made such as booya but aww nigga had remained the most amusing. Can be used at all times when someone does something cool or something shit happens.

Mainly used by white guys to emmulate black people in a hilarious way....aaw nigga!

p1: dude, i just kicked that guys ass!
p2: aaw nigga!

or

p1: shit, i've lost my wallet
p2: aaw nigga!

by Mace May 05, 2006

the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

by mace April 06, 2004

separation of church and state

"separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.

by Mace October 15, 2003

kickback

a bribe, usually from a someone in business/private sector to someone in government/politics, to either "look the other way" or to allow the business person to carry on with an unscrupulous venture.

"Mr. Smith, the businessman, offered Mr. Jones, the local district representative, an undisclosed amount of money to clear the conservation area of all its trees and wildlife, in order to build yet another housing subdivision.....neither gentleman was available for comment."

by mace November 28, 2004