mace's definitions

you think?

a sarcastic reply to someone who utters a statement that is obvious or that goes without saying.

gf: "maybe we should just go with the Jimmy...it's cheaper than the Cadillac SUV.

bf: "...ummm....ya think??"

by mace May 25, 2005

brown boy

giant piece of shit/stool/turd

Damn, I ate so much last night, in the morning, I laid the biggest brown boy you have ever seen

by MACE March 8, 2005

shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it

P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless

by Mace May 5, 2006

aaw nigga!

From the most amusing piece of porn in the world, where a groupd of incredibly black men stand round masturbating as one of the black guys sticks his nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy of the only white chick who is sitting silently throughout. Various black comments are made such as booya but aww nigga had remained the most amusing. Can be used at all times when someone does something cool or something shit happens.

Mainly used by white guys to emmulate black people in a hilarious way....aaw nigga!

p1: dude, i just kicked that guys ass!
p2: aaw nigga!

or

p1: shit, i've lost my wallet
p2: aaw nigga!

by Mace May 5, 2006

baztastic

To be excellent, good, worthy of Baronhood. Usually assosiated with a particualrly well ordered or regal person.

P1: That dude is so cool
P2: yeah, he's baztastic

by Mace March 14, 2005

gripper

a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.

"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"

by Mace August 19, 2006

break the ice

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something.

"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."

by Mace December 26, 2007