maX's definitions

Monket Jacket

5th wave poprock skacore band out of Royale Oak MI

"man monkey jacket pwns you"

by Max December 21, 2004

Straight

1. no thank you
2. heterosexual

1."Yo dawg, I'm straight
2. "Is he straight?"

by Max August 3, 2003

prick ass ho bitch

Krystopher DeSimone. he truly is a prick ass ho bitch. basically a white boy kracka posin as a brotha of colla.

Krystopher DeSimone.

by max March 7, 2005

Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!

Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?

by mAx May 3, 2004

green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009

burninate

popularized by homestarrunner.com, describing the burning of peasants and cottages by Trogdor, a majestic dragon.

If they got in a fight, Trogdor would burninate Puff the Magic Dragon's @$$.

by max October 25, 2003

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005