maX's definitions

doodie

a stupid person ie:dumbass

Kaneen is such a doodie.

by Max November 27, 2002

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

to bunker

to shoot someone in the face point blank, and fuck them up so they know who runs the field

yo watch out for trance they will come at you and bunker you off the break and blow your head off they are the best d2 xball team around

by max January 1, 2005

Wattie

Wattie Buchan, singer for punk rock band the Exploited.

wattie is fucking punk as fuck

by max January 3, 2005

Straight Edge

Basically, a conservative Christian teen who listens to Hardcore music.

Some straight edge kids smacked me around for having a cigarette.

by Max December 1, 2004

doac

1. The act of defacating on Ann Coulter.

2. Any activity that is definetly disgusting, yet strangely satisfying.

As I doaced on the psychotic right-wing columnist's helpless pretty face, I felt generations of social injustice just melt away.

by max December 12, 2004

quareelo

Quareelo does the job replacing the phrase "i dont know".

"You wanna do me up the sewage works tonight, baby"

"quareelo"

by max May 2, 2005