maX's definitions

cockalorum

a self-important little man

Willy Loman

by Max September 8, 2003

stink fist

song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.

also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt

"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."

"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"

by Max May 28, 2003

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004

C.T.

abbreviation for counter-terrorist in counterstrike

if you're a ct on the map cs_assault you will die soon.

by max October 25, 2003

smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

by max March 23, 2004

columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.

if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday

by Max October 15, 2003

sweater globes

Breasts.

That babe's got amazing sweater globes.

by max October 7, 2008