maX's definitions

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004

Justy

short for Justine, my gorgeuous beautiful girlfriend, who i love very very much

i love Justy more than anything in the world

by Max September 25, 2006

stanima

stamina when you are drunk

I'm so tired. My stanima is almost gone.

by Max November 28, 2003

kapota

black long jacket (usually silk) worn on Sabbath or High Holidays by married members of the Lubavitch sect

A black hat, his suit or kapota was spotless...

by Max January 19, 2004

enima

Sexual act performed by Chuck Norris on a platypus.

Stop fuckin' platypuses Chuck Norris!

by Max February 25, 2005

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004