The fullfiller of the ancient prophecy of the sexual revolution!!! He is the one that will bring sex mega main stream!! In stead of eating coffee and doughnuts peoplewill now be eating muff and sausage for breakfast!! His extreme sexyness can not be measured to any degree!!! All that is know is that he is the one that the ancient prophecy has foretold as the man who would turn turn mugg munchers into sausage slurppers NO ONE CAN RESIST HIS SEXUAL CHARM
by Mike April 12, 2005
noun, the God-Weasel
adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.
verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)
adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.
verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)
by Mike February 01, 2004
a wetsuit - usually a shorty - half way between a winter suit and a summer suit. normally 3-4 mm of neoprene for when the water is hovering around 15-20c.
by mike June 20, 2006
Freedom-loving patriot who served as the only President of the Confederate States of America. DEO VINDICE!!!
Jeff Davis was a patriot.
by Mike March 11, 2005
short for border hopper
by mike February 10, 2005
A term used broadly and often inaccurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, racism, violence, alcoholism, and anglo-saxon ancestry. It is often used as a label on the poor caucasian working class. Many people are labelled "white trash" because of the clothes they wear and their appearance, regardless of wealth and standing. Many that use this term do not understand the lifestyles of those whom they deride and oftentimes neglect to see that many people in the poor white working class are actually very intelligent tolerant people who tend to like professional wrestling, cheap beer and NASCAR. Many others were born with mental or physical disabilities and are forced into the stereotypical "white trash" lifestyle by the opressive society of the united states which tends to ignore its lowest classes. If correctly applied, the term refers to people such as the military personnel who had a wonderful time playing fraternity pranks on the prisoners of Abu Ghraib prison, the corporate scum who build their big box department stores right across the road from mom and pop stores which are then forced out of business for the greater good of a couple of obscenely rich assholes at the top, idiots who write "dotheads are dirty" on the walls of gas station restrooms that are not even run by east Indians but people of middle-eastern descent yet they are too full of themselves to notice a difference, and especially Texan wannabe cowboys who carelessly overrun foreign countries without noticing the thousands of innocent lives that are constantly being ended and then having the nerve to say "GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!"
There sure is a lot of white trash up there in the ruling class, isn't there?
by Mike August 25, 2004
zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)
by Mike April 20, 2020