mE's definitions

asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

by Me December 9, 2004

scrump

To steal apples

Lets go a'scrumpin!

by me February 1, 2003

straight edge

Straight Edge(sXe) is a choice not to do anything that pollutes the body or mind.

A sXe kid will not drink, smoke, do drugs, or have sex(unless in a committed relationship). Hardcore sXe-ers don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex until marriage, and are vegan. This all varries from person to person, but the "rules" generally are:

No Drinking
No Drugs
No Sex

Kid A: Hey you want a drink?
Kid B: No, I'm sXe.


No one night stands.

by Me August 30, 2004

newton

boring town in Massachusetts.

newton is the safest city in america! fun.

by me May 13, 2005

Branting

A pimp by blood

Damn, that guy must be a Branting, he just got with 5 chicks last night!

by me November 5, 2003

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006