Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!
Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!
by Max February 21, 2009
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buckleys

Where's Bob?
I've got buckleys!

How did she do that?
I've got buckleys.
by Max September 04, 2003
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SEFAR

by Max August 03, 2003
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deusche

Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.
Your a deusche-bag Mark.
by Max August 05, 2004
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earlier

a greeting, the opposite of later (duh).
"Earlier"

"alright man"
by max May 16, 2005
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rockhardy

Rockhardy-A term used by headbangersto define cool.
Dude, that 9 was frikin rock-hardy
by max May 13, 2005
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penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.
"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"
by Max December 16, 2003
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