mAx's definitions

orking

fucking. esp. in the manner and style of orcs (rough, brutal, noisy & crude)

I heard you orking Sally June through the walls, Dude. Sounded like you broke the fuckin' bed right about the moment you made her yodel like Dwight Yokum.

by max December 24, 2004

Rosemary harris

Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love her

Rose is the most beautiful flower inthe world

by Max December 21, 2004

Monket Jacket

5th wave poprock skacore band out of Royale Oak MI

"man monkey jacket pwns you"

by Max December 21, 2004

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.

I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.

by max December 20, 2004

kurombo

Japanese for nigger. A really rude word.

all the kurombos are eating fried chicken

by max December 20, 2004

santorum

1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.

by max December 12, 2004

doac

1. The act of defacating on Ann Coulter.

2. Any activity that is definetly disgusting, yet strangely satisfying.

As I doaced on the psychotic right-wing columnist's helpless pretty face, I felt generations of social injustice just melt away.

by max December 12, 2004