mAx's definitions

tjp

Short for 'Tiny Jewish Penis'
developed from the idea that i am jewish and thus that is why my penis is small.

"Dude, you should hit it."
"i dont know man, i only got my tjp."

by Max July 13, 2006

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

by Max September 23, 2004

damn

a word used by angry americans

damn you,
god damnit

by max September 27, 2004

doby

doby dan; a flasher that lives in a schoolbus, and one day got in a gunfight with the cops, killing and wounding several before himself being mortally wounded
also shit

doby dan shook my hand!
there is doby all over the walls!

by max September 27, 2004

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004

shivam

a kid that is extremely ugly. He likes to lie and beatbox in order to try to be cool. Of course he is retarted. He looks indian but can be confused to a paki. He thinks he is a pimp but he is really gay and likes to suck other indian dicks.

Shivam stop beatboxing, you look like a retard
Does it ever get uglier then a shivam.

by max March 7, 2005

reggin

nigger, bakwards. a.k.a. krystopher DeSimone. prick ass bitch. a white boy kracka who acts like a black man.

Krystopher DeSimone is a reggin.

by max March 7, 2005