MSgt.

USMC,(ret)- also known as GOD

"MSgt. knows everything, therefore he is GOD"

by Mary November 24, 2003

discombobulate

To throw into a state of confussion.

Her example threw everyone into a state of discombobulation.

by Mary March 16, 2004

Panda

A mean little piss ant! Solitary,looks innocent till ya get close then it'll bite yer friggin head off so don't get to close they're just waitin' ta getcha!
And especially if ya piss 'em off you better hope you can run fast!!!^^

Innocent Person(kinda):Sarah Madson is a stupid panda!*Looks At Sarah Points And laughs!
Sarah(Panda):*glares and runs at the kinda innocent person*
Innocent Person(Kinda):Oh shit...

by Mary April 19, 2005

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 08, 2005

Piddle Pipe

Synonym of urethra, piss hole.

The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).

I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.

Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.

Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns

by Mary March 13, 2005

ballbreakers

channel on Irc full of ballbreakers (people who talk absolute shit and harp on issues such as equality, race, sexual intercourse and mirc commands)created by mary aka reknown for being the Queen of ballbreakers home of mIrcs highest rated geeks and uberleet haxors

"omg her channel is full of ball breakers"

by mary April 13, 2005

catch feelings

To react in an overly sensitive way to a humorous comment that made YOU feel bad but made US rejoice in laughter on your account!

"Look at her catch feelings just 'cos I told her that the green shirt she has looks like puke!"

by Mary January 26, 2004