luke's definitions

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.

I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.

by Luke March 25, 2004

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

IWC

Internet Wrestling Community

Scott Keith is the fattest, ugliest guy in the IWC

by Luke July 25, 2003

bijou

The French word for "jewel"

Pier, please get that bijou out of my pussy.

by Luke June 20, 2003

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

Metallurgist

The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.

"Hey dude, are you gay?"

"Well, I was - now im Metallurgist"

by Luke February 19, 2004