luke's definitions

revis

(correction to a previous entry!)
Reivs is a pretty cool guy, a tad slow but still a good friend. He ISNT a braindead chimp, blah, blah, blah, he's cool, soz man.

So cool, it could be Revis

by Luke April 15, 2005

urban dic-junky

one who makes attempts to invent a new word/definition; summoned forth from poor creativity; to think it's 'dope' to batter the beauty of linguistics, thus speaking in tongue of such disorganized, meaningless grammar, and sentence structure of spoken language. sadly, expecting to recieve acknowledgements for there 'ideal' efforts... because they're cool, absolutely fucking spontaneous and unique!

1. nigga, wigga, jigga, fag, fuck, bed sheets worn for pants, penguin nig.
2. yo nig wuz up? i be bangin' yo sis while you slang fuck around and yo pants low ride the ground, cuz. ya dig?

by Luke April 17, 2005

earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.

"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"

by Luke April 17, 2005

awig

see alanwithall,
me: who plays guitar and doesnt listen to hendrix
alan: ME
2 days later his profile says
"'scuse me while i kiss the sky"
he also mooches schwag off people
and puts gettin ready for 4/20 his away thing on 4-17
ALANWITHALLISGAY

alan withall is a huge music poser

by luke April 20, 2005

futurama

Set in the future, where robots humans and aliens live together.

Benders Most used words:
1.Ass
2.Dafodile
3.shiny
4.my
5.bite
6.pimpmobile
7.chump
8.chumpette

by Luke April 24, 2005

Dove

Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005