luke's definitions

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 4, 2003

portafuck

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

by Luke March 25, 2004

Prowess

Skill. elite, The Best of the Best.

His prowess on the playing feild surpassed all others.

by Luke May 14, 2003

turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

by Luke May 27, 2006

hinie

Bottom, Prosterior, Arse, Bootay

"I want to touch the hinie!"

by luke October 18, 2001

The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.

Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.

by Luke February 18, 2005

llady

A type of stereotype male figure. Usually seen by others as a show-off or cool-guy-wannabe. Wears Hair from front to back and wears leather or jeans jackets.
Likes to verbaly or physically bully on people.

Oh, he's such a Llady (as in a bully)

by Luke November 8, 2004