luke's definitions

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 14, 2003

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 9, 2003

frube

to be an idiot or a spanner.

jon tow! and get over here you frube

by luke January 15, 2003

BRB

BRB=Boobs R Beautiful

Person: hey, brb
Person 2: YEA I KNOW
Person: What do you mean you know??
Person 2: boobs are beautiful (i know that)
Person: no i meant ill be right back
Person 2: oh, ok ..HURRY

by LUKE November 15, 2004

socialite

A person who spends a lot of time visiting with and making ever-more friends and acquaintances. The socialite and his/her friends tend to be from "high society" and therefore usually have lots of money and an appreciation for forms of "high culture" such as the fine arts.

Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffany's plays a socialite because she goes to parties in rich and famous people's apartments every night.

by Luke August 27, 2004

lagmaster

A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of slowness

stewy from the reject school

by luke April 8, 2005

boonie

Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 cans of beer on a flight to London)

He's done a boonie. He's drunk the bar dry.

by luke October 4, 2003