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female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)
Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm
by Luke January 14, 2005
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Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.
"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."
by luke October 4, 2003
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SAS

Sportscar Asshole Syndrome
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.
That guy has SAS. It's drizzling out, and he's got his top down blasting KISS FM as if it were july is Assholeville.
by Luke October 25, 2004
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moujin

moulagDerived from the word moulag, moujin is the Caribbean version to this word.
"You are such a moujin!"
by Luke April 2, 2005
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bo selecta

a real funny progame ever
thats proper bo
oh no my tail poped out
thats a big load of babs yes babs
craiiiig david
by luke September 5, 2003
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harry potter

A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.
Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter.

I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan!
by Luke July 20, 2004
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ash o'neil

ash is a slurry
by luke November 19, 2003
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