luke's definitions

jigstick

basically a fuckstick, or a complete moron.

some jigstick stole my fucking wallet

by Luke August 13, 2003

boonie

Someone who is able to ingest large quantities of alcohol and still function. (After David Boon, an Australian cricketer who drank 42 cans of beer on a flight to London)

He's done a boonie. He's drunk the bar dry.

by luke October 4, 2003

Mau Down

To go down on a girl

Dude, did you mau down???

by Luke December 23, 2004

t and a

tits and ass

Let's join Tae-Bo and get some T and A!

by Luke April 2, 2003

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.

I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.

by Luke March 25, 2004

sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man

caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.

by Luke April 21, 2004