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earthass

the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.
"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"
by Luke April 17, 2005
mugGet the earthassmug.

haaadukan!

extreme outcry when inducing ultra violence...derives from the ancient master game known as "street fighterus turbo-us"....many faux Gods were once worshipped on platforms of worship known as mega drives and /or snes consoles.........
"here we go old chum, prepare to meet a grizzly death.....***HAAAADUKAN!!!!!!***

F I G H T!
by Luke May 13, 2005
mugGet the haaadukan!mug.

Prowess

His prowess on the playing feild surpassed all others.
by Luke May 14, 2003
mugGet the Prowessmug.

portafuck

when you bang in a portajon
Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.
by Luke March 25, 2004
mugGet the portafuckmug.

rise n shine

the act of recieving a rodeo like ride from a female immediatly following getting wokin up.
Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1
by luke February 16, 2005
mugGet the rise n shinemug.

strokin it

being inthe zone
Man, luke is strokin it!
by luke March 12, 2003
mugGet the strokin itmug.

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.
After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.
by Luke April 22, 2006
mugGet the wumpusmug.

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