luke's definitions
the most absolute largest, universally colossal, king sized planet, mammoth ass you have ever seen owned by an individual. when seen, the viewer is tranced by a state of paralizing awe that he/she concludes that such an immensely huge ass must have some kind of benevolence to do good- has it the answer to world hunger? the cure for cancer? or something of the sort.
"hey man, did you see the size of that earthass? i cannot believe it's possible to grow an ass that large. SERIOUSLY!! having tabletop and branded mcdonald arches on both ass cheeks, dude!"
by Luke April 17, 2005
Get the earthassmug. extreme outcry when inducing ultra violence...derives from the ancient master game known as "street fighterus turbo-us"....many faux Gods were once worshipped on platforms of worship known as mega drives and /or snes consoles.........
by Luke May 13, 2005
Get the haaadukan!mug. by Luke May 14, 2003
Get the Prowessmug. 
Get the portafuckmug. Bartoe recieved a rise n shine from a 300 pound fat girl with one leg, and he loved every second of it. Over and Over he got rise n shines. `1
by luke February 16, 2005
Get the rise n shinemug. 
A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.
by Luke April 22, 2006
Get the wumpusmug.