luke's definitions

Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 4, 2004

mila kunis

Extremely cute actress from 'That 70s Show'. Currently dating Macaulay Culkin- so there's hope for us all yet.

Mila Kunis is how you want your girlfriend to look/act/talk/smile like.

by Luke April 1, 2005

Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 4, 2004

wah

A way to illustrate one's complete lask of compassion for another's misfortune

victim: "Man, I spilled beer all over my pants."

Predator: "Wah!"

by Luke October 20, 2004

spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001

shinymanageable

Used to describe something clen and which smells clean. Often used to refer to someone who has just had a shower.
Comes from shampoo advertisements that claim that hair will be "Shiny, manageable".
Opposite of "dirty'n'old" or even "festy".

Thank goodness I had a shower, now I feel all shinymanageable.

by Luke January 8, 2005