luke's definitions

wah

A way to illustrate one's complete lask of compassion for another's misfortune

victim: "Man, I spilled beer all over my pants."

Predator: "Wah!"

by Luke October 20, 2004

awig

see alanwithall,
me: who plays guitar and doesnt listen to hendrix
alan: ME
2 days later his profile says
"'scuse me while i kiss the sky"
he also mooches schwag off people
and puts gettin ready for 4/20 his away thing on 4-17
ALANWITHALLISGAY

alan withall is a huge music poser

by luke April 20, 2005

Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 4, 2004

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

coochie spray

Coochie Spray is most known as bad smelling calogne used for the freshening up the the vaginal area...

Kami...why do you smell like sick as coochie spray?!? Oh wait...you're poor...I forgot...

Her everyone...smell Kami...it smells like coochie...EWWW!!

by Luke June 7, 2004

sumil

great. it could have come from an indian background. it mite hav been a name. see cool and wicked.
wicked

this is so sumil.
that car is so sumil.
that geek is so NOT sumil

by luke January 5, 2005

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004