turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

by Luke May 22, 2006

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 05, 2003

yesno

yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb

Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno

by Luke April 18, 2004

Infected

One of the best songs in the history of Punk Rock Songs!!

Dude, my friend can play "Bad Religion - Infected" on the drums!

by Luke July 08, 2003

offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 15, 2003

Peter P

The opposite of word l33t.

Man that is so Peter P.

by Luke January 30, 2003

ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

by luke December 09, 2003