Twenny pee fot bus

Something that chavs or chores frequently ask for.

Ere mate you got twenny pee fot bus?
Wot you walkin away for nob 'ed?
Don't ignore me dick 'ed!

by Luke February 24, 2005

TMK

Total Mortal Kombat, The Greatest Mortal Kombat website on the Internet.

Have you seen the latest news on TMK Lately?

by Luke August 08, 2004

cunjeondell

cunjeondell: To smell faintly of a baby having it's diper/nappy changed.

NB: can not actually be applied to a baby having it's diper changed. It is used to express a smell resembling that of a baby having it's diper changed, but actually isn't so.

you walk into a urinal, and you smell something that reminds you of a baby having it's diper changed. But there are no incontonent infants close by because you're in a night club.

by Luke July 28, 2004

BO! jangles

The Name "Bo-Jangles" the actule pub was used in the great Australian movie "CHOPPER"

Chopper or Uncle Chop Chop, shot the fela point-blank in the head. He just stood there and coped it sweet!

by Luke January 14, 2005

ash o'neil

ash is a slurry

oh look at me i am a slurry

by luke November 20, 2003

Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 04, 2004

sloth

One who loves small boys, especially those at the age of 12.

"Man that sloth sure spends a lot of time volunteering at the daycare."

by Luke January 04, 2005