luke's definitions

emems

emems is so gorgeous and cute and aw, she makes u happy when u look at her :)

emems is a cute pom she looks very purdy today!

by luke July 11, 2004

dirty'n'old

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

by Luke January 8, 2005

Lspocke

L-spock-e

Lspocke- n. 1. a level of social status, between God and Einstein. 2. a distant recluse, envied by the public

a. in the state of being Lspocke

n. 1. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke") 2. (i.e. "Man, I wish I was just like him, he's such an Lspocke")

a. (i.e. "I can't get enough of this guy, he's always so Lspocke")

by Luke January 9, 2005

revis

Half man-Half robot, sent back in time to give geeks a chance with girls like TK! With all the speed of a dead turtle, and carisma of a braindead 2yr old chimp!

Revis get over here John needs to pull

by Luke January 28, 2005

tooth it

v. comes from the abbreviation of bluetoothand is the action of sending a file to a nearby device. Anything can be toothed to you when you turn your bluetooth on when on the train

bill: hey dave you have that vid of john being happy slapped?
dave: yeah its well lol
Bill: tooth it me then!

by luke November 5, 2006

Glazed Over

When a male ejaculates all over someones face and his sperm covers the face of the recipent. Their face then looks like a glazed donut because of the males sperm.

Last night man, I jizzed all over Alana's face so bad...I glazeed her over.

by Luke August 7, 2003

Frumpalumpakus

N., a person or being with cottage cheese thighs, frumpy hair, and no shoes or socks on their pudgy feet.

If Adam does not watch his weight, he will become a frumpalumpakus.

by Luke January 15, 2004