luke's definitions

sardinemobile

A packed bus

"Sorry I'm late, but I spent twenty minutes in a sardinemobile."

by Luke October 10, 2003

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

yand

yea...and?
(ok, whatever)

mr B: your wearing a blue t-shirt!
me: Y'AND?........

by luke December 8, 2003

tight hole

a tight cunt hole that u cant penertrate

michales mum was so tight i couldent get it up her

by luke May 19, 2003

Vashigida

Slang term for "Shut the fuck up."

Just Vashigida.

by Luke April 3, 2004