festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.
Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.
by Luke January 08, 2005
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sgtp

slap, grab, twist, and pull - how to prevent yourself from being raped by a man
caitlin tried to slap, grab, twist, and pull my genitals, but I punched her in the neck.
by Luke April 22, 2004
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blacker

1:Dude that blacker is LEET
2:Nigga Please
by Luke April 21, 2004
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marnus

Exceptionally awesome; chill.
Dude, Luke is more marnus than Paul.
by Luke January 18, 2005
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spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal
carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle
by luke December 30, 2004
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portafuck

when you bang in a portajon
Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.
by Luke March 26, 2004
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The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.
Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.
by Luke February 18, 2005
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