luke's definitions

dirty'n'old

Opposite of "shinymanageable".

I feel so dirty'n'old.
I'm not touching you. You're dirty'n'old.

by Luke January 8, 2005

trivia time

Pom Pom's dog.

Pom Pom fed Trivia Time.

by Luke July 24, 2003

taliwaker

a mans penis

My talkiwaker was inflamed after reciving oral sex from that whore

by Luke September 1, 2003

fluffy puff marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows are not sponsered by Homnestar Runner, Theyre ADVERTISED by him... Marshie is FPM's mascot who is a talking (freaky looking) marshmallow

- HE'S GOING THIS WAY!! - Don't you like him? Kids ask for him by name ("Wha'?" "Huh?")

"Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner

by Luke October 21, 2003

b stock

B stock is a unit that was used as a demo unit/ or display model normally by the manufacturer who then sells it to the retail stores at a lower price who then sells it to the public for a lower price.

We have that b stock item for 750 instead of the usual price of 900.

by Luke April 18, 2006

squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

DILLIGAS

Do I Look Like I Give A Shit

-I'm Pregnant
-Oh yeah, DILLIGAS.

by Luke March 27, 2003