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Made by swiping down diagonally on the left, then up diagonally on the right, then down diagonally from the right, then up diagonally from the left. Repeat.

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by Longer October 26, 2019

lefty

left nut or someones left ball

shit there goes lefty

by longer November 15, 2016

Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018

Kelpettegaiti

A Romanian slang word coming from 'Kelp', meaning the peasantry, and 'Pettegait', meaning to walk in a formal manner. It is used to mean 'Pretentious peasants'

The kelpettegaiti have been acting up again.

by Longer May 30, 2018

qpoiuytrewalkjhgfdszmnbvcx

Please go do something useful with your life.

I typed qpoiuytrewalkjhgfdszmnbvcx into Urban Dictionary because I am depressed with the way my life is going.

by Longer January 26, 2021

dk;ca

Don't know; can't answer.

Is jerry in the toilet? I think he stole my ravioli.

dk;ca.

by Longer September 27, 2018

Eric

An asshole.

If I had $200,000, I would buy $200,000 of TNT to detonate underneath Eric's house.

by Longer September 10, 2018