The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Flaming Amazon

This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

The flaming amazon can be quite dangerous if tried underneath the sheets.

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Brown Necktie

You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.

"I gave that random trick a brown nectie last night."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

crabbing

When one fag blows his load in another fags ass, and then proceeds to suck out the jizz with a straw. AKA felching

hey fag 1, would you like to go crabbing?
sure fag 2, sounds great.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Southern Comfort

The drink of the gods. AKA the liquid panty remover.

Don't ever drink warm Southern Comfort when ou are on the off ramp heading to East Davidson.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Hunter Gatherer

You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.

I am the HGoAT. the Hunter Gatherer of All Time.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Stingy Nut

When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.

"I didn't feel like wasting my time with her, so I gave her a stingy nut."

by Long Island August 13, 2004