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When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
by Long Island August 13, 2004
Get the The Roddy Piper mug.An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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by Long Island August 15, 2004
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by Long Island August 15, 2004
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by Long Island August 15, 2004
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Get the The Hunter Gatherer mug.When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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