long island's definitions

greeking

Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.

"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."

by Long Island June 11, 2006

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Hunter Gatherer

You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.

I am the HGoAT. the Hunter Gatherer of All Time.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Fish Eye

From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.

I was surprised when kelly winked the fish eye at me.

by Long Island August 15, 2004

The Roddy Piper

When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.

Dude, i pulled off the Roddy Piper last night.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Stingy Nut

When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.

"I didn't feel like wasting my time with her, so I gave her a stingy nut."

by Long Island August 13, 2004