The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."

by Long Island August 14, 2004

Flying Dragon

After blowing your load into your girlfriend’s mouth, immediately follow up with a spinning heel kick to the face.

That bitch caught the flying dragon last night.

by Long Island August 14, 2004

Dutch Treat

The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.

"I was just going for a dutch oven, but it turned into a dutch treat. Oh well."

by Long Island August 14, 2004

cunt

The grossest word used to describe a vagina.

I would never go near a girl that calls her vagina a 'cunt'

by Long Island July 14, 2005

The Dunkin' Delight

When your girl fills her mouth with a cold glass of milk, then sit on her face and dunk your balls in and out of her mouth.

The dunkin' delight is a favorite of my girlfriend.

by Long Island August 15, 2004

Stingy Nut

When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.

"I didn't feel like wasting my time with her, so I gave her a stingy nut."

by Long Island August 14, 2004

The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

by Long Island August 15, 2004