Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

"I'm going to have to practice my rear admiral technique."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Roddy Piper

When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.

Dude, i pulled off the Roddy Piper last night.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Fish Eye

From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.

I was surprised when kelly winked the fish eye at me.

by Long Island August 15, 2004

cunt

The grossest word used to describe a vagina.

I would never go near a girl that calls her vagina a 'cunt'

by Long Island February 21, 2007

Dutch Treat

The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Can be very messy.

"I was just going for a dutch oven, but it turned into a dutch treat. Oh well."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Chicken Cutlet

While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

gouch

the space between this balls and the asshole is the gooch, not the gouch.

if you think gooch is spelled g-o-u-c-h, you are a moron.

by Long Island August 13, 2004