Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

Pornstitute

A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.

Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.

by loldongs34 January 04, 2009

Reverse Penetration

When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!

by loldongs34 December 23, 2008

Zucchini Weenie

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon

A mass orgy.

College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Cock Sockin'

Masturbation with a sock.

Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.

by loldongs34 August 14, 2009