Definitions by loldongs34

Snot Abortion 

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

Snot Abortion by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

Inigguration

The over-saturation of African American opinions and views about Obama's Inauguration.

Jeff: Why is everyone on television suddenly black?
Mark: I blame the Inigguration of Barack Obama.

Inigguration by loldongs34 January 26, 2009

Pornstitute 

A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.

Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.

Pornstitute by loldongs34 January 4, 2009

Z2K9 

New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.

Rob: I just woke up, and my Zune is frozen!
Mark: Welcome to Z2K9.

Z2K9 by loldongs34 December 31, 2008

Reverse Penetration 

When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!

Reverse Penetration by loldongs34 December 23, 2008

Born Again Nigger 

A Christian of African American Descent.

Jeff: I hear Barack Obama's a muslim.
Andy: Nah. He's really a Born Again Nigger.

Born Again Nigger by loldongs34 December 17, 2008