loldongs34's definitions

Z2K9

New Year's Eve, 2008, when Microsoft's 30GB Zune player froze by the thousands, due to a faulty firmware update.

Rob: I just woke up, and my Zune is frozen!
Mark: Welcome to Z2K9.

by loldongs34 December 31, 2008

Reverse Penetration

When a turd is large enough to cause pain while shitting.

Mike: You forgot to flush the toilet again.
That was one huge shit you took!

Shawn: That motherfucker hurt, dude.
Talk about reverse penetration!

by loldongs34 December 23, 2008

Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon

A mass orgy.

College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Pornstitute

A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.

Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.

by loldongs34 January 4, 2009

Zucchini Weenie

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009