Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Cock Sockin'

Masturbation with a sock.

Hey man, did you see Naughty Nurses 2? I got some good cock sockin' in last night.

by loldongs34 August 14, 2009

Pornstitute

A woman who records herself having sex for money, and then sells the videos for even more money.

Joe: Tawny just sold me this DVD of her fucking Mike.
Dave: What a pornstitute.

by loldongs34 January 05, 2009

Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon

A mass orgy.

College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 01, 2010

Born Again Nigger

A Christian of African American Descent.

Jeff: I hear Barack Obama's a muslim.
Andy: Nah. He's really a Born Again Nigger.

by loldongs34 December 09, 2008