loldongs34's definitions

Born Again Nigger

A Christian of African American Descent.

Jeff: I hear Barack Obama's a muslim.
Andy: Nah. He's really a Born Again Nigger.

by loldongs34 December 17, 2008

Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 1, 2010

Zucchini Weenie

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon

A mass orgy.

College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

by loldongs34 March 25, 2009