logan's definitions

metrosexual

A man (havn't heard this one used on women) who has a good taste, who often takes good care of themselves and their belongings. They are self-assured in themselves enough to express their feelings with out fear of feeling like they are homosexual in the process. They are often mistaken for homosexuals in denial.

"He was so well dressed and good looking I was afraid he might have been gay until we had a chat and I ended up taking him home with me that night."

by Logan January 24, 2005

splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.

So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.

by Logan March 27, 2005

baloney

Baloney - Misspelling of Bologna

Spelling Bee
Judge- Your word is Bologna
Child- (spells Baloney)
Judge- No stupid, your stupid. What a retard.

by Logan June 19, 2006

sorry

apologetic

Logan is sorry. (to Lizzy)

by Logan January 23, 2003

april 5th

April 5th! The Day Kurt Cobain Killed Himself! April 5th 1994! R.I.P Kurt Cobain!

The Suicide Of Kurt Cobain

by Logan April 9, 2005

Goofy Ass Mo-Fo

A person that has very little coordination

Andrew is a goofy ass mo-fo

by Logan May 1, 2003

Fade Edge

Opposite of Straight Edge. In which persons being Fade Edge are in supporting the consumption of Alcohol, Drugs and meaningless Sex for pleasure.

I'm not a Straight Edge fag,I'm Fade Edge get me a beer, some dope and do me after work.

by Logan August 12, 2006