the waltons

a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos pikey types , dids in bricks .
gypos , pykeys , the ings, kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one roof
by locks heath renegade master November 25, 2010
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job center new deal

job center plus bunch of wankers , puppets on strings, the department of work and pensions has decided to victimise people out of work and cant get work by making them sit in front of computer 6 hrs a day 5 days a week .
I cant wate to see the arseholes who work for local government unemployed as they are the real scrounger,

It makes me sick going in the job center and being interigated like some criminal just cos i am unemployed and finding it hard getting back to work .
job center new deal bunch of wankers puppets on strings .
victimising poor unemployed.
by locks heath renegade master January 26, 2011
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collin the thief

a theiving wrongen who steals from his nieve employers,

someone who pisses people off and will suffer the consequecences, a total prick .
by locks heath renegade master January 08, 2011
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sir joseph paxton

architect of crystal palace which was burnt down i think , the designer of winnards park in sarisbury green . also the name of a pub in hampshire where scummy people drink , pedophiles , drug dealers ,theives and low life .
by locks heath renegade master November 25, 2010
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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
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pandoras box

a shit stirring person who works in a pub and who tells lies about people to get them barred , but in the process looses lots of punters and the place goes to ruin , they put themself out of a job , and also loose their friend and employer his life savings and drive him into deep deepresion .
trouble maker, who shoots themself in the foot. like pressing the button for nuclear war , something once open will blow up in your face that is the meaning of pandoras box .
by locks heath renegade master October 24, 2010
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to give wood

give me wood , prison slang , to give wood is to suck another mans cock and make it erecet.

usually something done to degrade a prisoner , its not gay either , its about power and belittlement .
to give wood , bellittlling , humiliating , suck cock , power,
by locks heath renegade master January 17, 2011
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