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Lawn Cocks

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Lame Duck Period

Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.
Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period
by lockenload23 July 10, 2016
mugGet the Lame Duck Periodmug.

Christian Bail

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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Stenching

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.
by lockenload23 January 4, 2017
mugGet the Stenchingmug.

Flick Job

When you flick a penis until it cums.
Dude Amanda gave me the most AMAZING flick job last night.
by lockenload23 July 19, 2016
mugGet the Flick Jobmug.

Sexhibition

When you are on a MISSION to have sexual intercourse with someone.
Dude i can't take it anymore!! I'm going on a sexhibition to bang Brittany!
by lockenload23 November 30, 2016
mugGet the Sexhibitionmug.

Bonage

Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.
Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!
by lockenload23 July 11, 2016
mugGet the Bonagemug.

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