Definitions by lockenload23

Sexus 

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

Sexus by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

Fapkin by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Sexercise 

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

Sexercise by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

Sexas by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Free Blow 

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

Free Blow by lockenload23 July 24, 2016

Tengo Sed 

In Spanish means "I'm thirsty". Means someone is incredible horny.

Dude I HAVE to take Grace to bed frickin tengo sed.

Tengo Sed by lockenload23 July 22, 2016