Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lockenload23

Sexus

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

Sexus by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

Fapkin by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

Sexas by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

In Spanish means "I'm thirsty". Means someone is incredible horny.

Dude I HAVE to take Grace to bed frickin tengo sed.