lockenload23's definitions

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Lame Duck Period

Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.

Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period

by lockenload23 July 10, 2016

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Stenching

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Flick Job

When you flick a penis until it cums.

Dude Amanda gave me the most AMAZING flick job last night.

by lockenload23 July 19, 2016

Sexhibition

When you are on a MISSION to have sexual intercourse with someone.

Dude i can't take it anymore!! I'm going on a sexhibition to bang Brittany!

by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

Bonage

Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.

Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016