Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.

Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Spicker

A Mexican made sticker.

I just got a sweet Spicker from Raul's taco shop!!

by lockenload23 August 20, 2016

Vocal Asshole

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

by lockenload23 January 05, 2017

Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

by lockenload23 July 25, 2016

Stenching

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

by lockenload23 January 05, 2017

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017