Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

Sexas by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Sexas

Sex ( of any form. Normal, Oral, Anal, etc.), with a person from the State of Texas

"Man, I just had the best Sexas last night"

" That Sexas was off the hook"

Sexas by Ladye Ace June 14, 2005

Sexas

Sexas is a state where the people in the state have sex or perform sexual activities such as cock and ball torture. Its initials are SX.

Don't mess with Sexas. I went to Sexas and saw people having sex and I decided to upload videos of people having sex on YouTube and other porn sites such as Pornhub.

Sexas by 1234567890abcdefghij July 1, 2020

Sexas Texas

A person who is a registered sex offender in the state of Texas.

Oh look! It’s the sexas texas. I hope he doesn’t blame me for my sexual preferences!

Sexas Texas by CrossKnuspes May 29, 2021

trump treason season 

"trump treason season" officially began June 1st, 2017. As summer warms up, so does the Donald's temper as he finally starts to realizes what a disaster he has created in the world, but much more importantly for himself. Patriot and fired former FBI Director James Comey kicks off the real festivities on June 8th with actual truth of his presidential interactions. The season continues to get much hotter, but then it's Mueller Time with cooling facts discovered that reveal a long history of trump family dirty Russian money laundering and Vlad's kompromat.

(Spoiler alert!) As the season winds down, trump finally lets his hair go, fires himself and resignes in disgrace. Veep creep Pence, Ryan, Flynn and (Elmer Fudd) Sessions all go to golf jail for collusion and lying to federal investigators. Bannon hastens his lifetime bender to death.
President Hatch is sworn in. New season to be announced in 2020.

"Phew! I'm SO glad that trump treason season is here. I couldn't take another 6 months of this national nightmare and embarrassment. The truth is finally coming out"

trump treason season by Chief Reefster June 6, 2017

sebastian stan 

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories

Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???

sebastian stan by nutella clit August 15, 2016

Sebastian stan 

The cause of my depression (not really) but he is known for the tv show once upon a time and DAmn, and HES most famously known for the captain America movies. By the way, BUCKY BARNES IS NOT A VILLAIN!

Sebastian Stan makes his fans so happy, it warms my heart.

Sebastian stan by God jammit sharol. July 2, 2018