lockenload23's definitions

Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

by lockenload23 July 24, 2016

Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Firstery

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Sexercise

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Ghost Job

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

Sexus

When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016