Definitions by lockenload23

Cool Hand Luke Job 

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.

-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!

Cool Hand Luke Job by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

what are you shitting 

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

what are you shitting by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

savin sauce

When you dont jack off because you want to save up as much semen as possible.

Tina: hey do you want me to give you a hand job?
Johnny: nah, im savin sauce right now. maybe next week.

savin sauce by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Spick Delights 

Any sort of Mexican food

I'm gonna head to Rudy's Taco Shop and get some spick delights.

Spick Delights by lockenload23 January 5, 2017

Vocal Asshole 

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

Vocal Asshole by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Stenching 

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

Stenching by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Still Cock In 

When your cock is in a woman, but there is no movement between the man or woman.

-Dude did you bust?
--No, it was a Still Cock In

Still Cock In by lockenload23 January 1, 2017