lizbrez's definitions

TBIIYP

Abbreviation for "Too Bad it is Your Problem".
Commonly used in response to "not my problem."

Girl 1: Crap! I got my period!!!
Girl 2: Not my problem...
Girl 1: TBIIYP...im wearing your shorts :)

by lizbrez March 1, 2009

fegit

fake-legit;

as in something is not really legitimate.
but one thinks it is or pretends that it is in order to appear cool.

Girl 1: You're seriously dating him? Like it's legit??
Girl 2: Actually...it's kind of fegit. He doesn't really KNOW we're dating...

by Lizbrez January 23, 2009

texturbed

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

Boris

1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)

2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.

(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)

Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("

Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"

by lizbrez March 12, 2009

hoe-mance

the female version of a bro-mance.
when two girls are comfortable enough with eachother to the point that they are nearly romantic...but not lesbian.

1. The girls showered together because they were part of a hoe-mance

2.
Girl 1: Aww i love you...no homo.
Girl 2: Awww i love our hoe-mance

by lizbrez January 23, 2009

fug

a fake hug
can also pertain to awkward hugs
or more typically those in car hugs that cannot be classified as real hugs. they therefore are fake--"fugs"

The boy tried to give the girl a hug in the car but it was more like a fug so she made him get out of the car.

by lizbrez February 16, 2009

LML

love my life

OMG he told me he's in love with me...ahhh LML!!!

by lizbrez January 26, 2009