Definitions by listypoos

smollocks 

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

smollocks by listypoos November 4, 2004

plobbing nastic 

used to describe something being cold.

fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.

plobbing nastic by listypoos October 26, 2004

subgay 

to be not quite camp enough to be considered fully gay.

he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.

subgay by listypoos October 26, 2004

perry vossibell

a comedian who thinks they're funny but who has all the comedy timing of russ abbott

the first act on the bill tonight recieved a luke-warm reaction from the crowd after a perry vossibell performance.

perry vossibell by listypoos October 26, 2004

klinsmann 

to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.

yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.

i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.

klinsmann by listypoos September 30, 2004

playing cricket down a mine 

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

playing cricket down a mine by listypoos September 30, 2004

peeing gay 

for 7 males to join together in one glorious climax. usually spadging on a ladies' thogg, stay puft style.

i saw peeing gay last night. it was wicked!

on that film i just watched, there was a peeing gay scene and they all had mansarino members!

peeing gay by listypoos September 28, 2004