context

When you receive a text massage (SMS) asking you to send money to a bank in Nigeria.

Person 1: I got an SMS yesterday that said I can make £100 comission if I send a wire for £1000 to Nigeria.
Person 2: Don't do it - it's a context!

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

axident

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Dermetology

The intense study or stalking of anyone called Dermot

I watched 'My Best Friend's Wedding' again last night as part of my Dermetology project (ref: actor Dermot Mulroney)

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Barking Mad

(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.

By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.

by lisa_urban May 19, 2008

Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.

Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

hybred

From the greek (hy - meaning superior) and the latin (bred - meaning 'of breeding') hybred literally means, of superior breeding.
For the real definition see the real spelling hybrid

Prince Charles is hybred (see also environmentally friendly green modern man) - not to be confused with inbred

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008