peculiarly

To reach ones objective by way of standing patiently in line (in a queu)

Doris finally reached the post office counter peculiarly

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.

Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

crack troops

Mercinary soldiers who fight in exchange for drugs (usually crack cocaine, hence the term, 'crack troops'). Can usually be found in the bed of a Crack Whore if you need to hire one.

Did you see that film on crack troops in Vietnam?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

limpit mine

Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!

Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Barking Mad

(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.

By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.

by lisa_urban May 19, 2008

Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008