32 definitions by lisa_urban

Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!
Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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The view while hanging under a parachute canopy
Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
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1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)
1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?
by lisa_urban May 16, 2008
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A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances.
We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.
Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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Mercinary soldiers who fight in exchange for drugs (usually crack cocaine, hence the term, 'crack troops'). Can usually be found in the bed of a Crack Whore if you need to hire one.
Did you see that film on crack troops in Vietnam?
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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From the greek (hy - meaning superior) and the latin (bred - meaning 'of breeding') hybred literally means, of superior breeding.
For the real definition see the real spelling hybrid
Prince Charles is hybred (see also environmentally friendly green modern man) - not to be confused with inbred
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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