lisa_urban's definitions

Pretend

To pay for an item or service in advance

The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Undue

Something a Rabbi would not be a party to for it's lack of goyishness

That bacon sandwhich was quite undue

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Dubarry's

Tall leather wellington boots with Gore-Tex inner manufactured by the same Irish company who make dubes deck shoes. The Dubarry's (leather wellingtons) are more prevelant in the UK than in Ireland and while still a status symbol and commonly worn by sloane Rangers these boots are also widely worn by real country folk, horse people and even some chavs.

Sloan Ranger usage: Darling, did I leave my Dubarry's in the back of your Range Rover, there's a puddle outside Oriels?

Common Coloq Usage (UK): Where the f***k's me Duubries - it's pissing cats and dogs out ere and there's mud up to me fanny!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.

Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

hillbilly

In it's modern context, similar to redneck but posessing fewer shoes. Usually also have to drive at least one hour to the nearest Wallmart (downhill) and unlikely to have a fancy truck. see inbred & west virginia

little boy: Is that a redneck family daddy?
father: No son, they're not hauling their house behind their truck - they must be a hillbilly family!

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008