lisa_urban's definitions

Inevitable

A person posessing qualities that make them a good choice to ask or invite to a party.

Bob is very inevitable, why don't you invite him to the party?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Literary

The highest honour awarded to garbage collectors and street cleaners. (see also Literary Agent)

Bob won the Literary award for having the cleanest street in London.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Crack Whore

A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances.

We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

crack troops

Mercinary soldiers who fight in exchange for drugs (usually crack cocaine, hence the term, 'crack troops'). Can usually be found in the bed of a Crack Whore if you need to hire one.

Did you see that film on crack troops in Vietnam?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

limpit mine

Somebody who is very clingy throughout your relationship, never leaving your side (like a limpit) and then (without warning) suddenly goes off!

Person 1: That Heather Mills was like a limpit mine on Paul Mcartney. One minute he couldn't get rid of her, the next she just went off!
Person 2: Those limpit mines can cause a lot of damage when they go off.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.

Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

hybred

From the greek (hy - meaning superior) and the latin (bred - meaning 'of breeding') hybred literally means, of superior breeding.
For the real definition see the real spelling hybrid

Prince Charles is hybred (see also environmentally friendly green modern man) - not to be confused with inbred

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008