Horse people

1) (European) def: Those who spend too long around horses so that they adopt horse-like characteristics such as "saddle arse" and "buckers". Over time it can be difficult to determine who should be riding who. This causues confusion during breeding season. Horse people usually live in dog dominated houses. They are also frequently barking mad and should be treated with respect and caution.
2) (Universal) def: Mythical Creatures.
3) (USA MidWest) def: People.

1) Stay away from the wilkinson-hybred-smyths. They're Horse People you know!
2) Stay away from those strange mythical creatures. They're Horse People you know!
3) Have a nice day!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

context

When you receive a text massage (SMS) asking you to send money to a bank in Nigeria.

Person 1: I got an SMS yesterday that said I can make £100 comission if I send a wire for £1000 to Nigeria.
Person 2: Don't do it - it's a context!

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Tomahawk

A Vegtable of Prey found in pastural agricultural areas of the US midwest

It looks like these rabbits have been eaten by a Tomahawk! You can tell by the pips left by the carcass

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Apparent

collective noun: The modern single parent family unit

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

peculiarly

To reach ones objective by way of standing patiently in line (in a queu)

Doris finally reached the post office counter peculiarly

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.

Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008