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Tomahawk

A Vegtable of Prey found in pastural agricultural areas of the US midwest
It looks like these rabbits have been eaten by a Tomahawk! You can tell by the pips left by the carcass
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
mugGet the Tomahawkmug.

Horse people

1) (European) def: Those who spend too long around horses so that they adopt horse-like characteristics such as "saddle arse" and "buckers". Over time it can be difficult to determine who should be riding who. This causues confusion during breeding season. Horse people usually live in dog dominated houses. They are also frequently barking mad and should be treated with respect and caution.
2) (Universal) def: Mythical Creatures.
3) (USA MidWest) def: People.
1) Stay away from the wilkinson-hybred-smyths. They're Horse People you know!
2) Stay away from those strange mythical creatures. They're Horse People you know!
3) Have a nice day!
by lisa_urban May 16, 2008
mugGet the Horse peoplemug.

Rural Chav

The lesser known Rural Chav displays the same characteristics as the regular (or common) Chav, the major difference being that the Rural Chav lives in a village rather than a town or suburb and probably has furry dice in his/her tractor rather than a "hot hatch" and styles their hair with lard.
If one were to draw a comparison between Chavs and Pigeons, the pigeons you find in rural woodland (akin to Rural Chavs) carry less diseases than their urban cousins (The Common Chav) but are still essentially flying rats!
by lisa_urban May 16, 2008
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Crack Whore

A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances.
We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
mugGet the Crack Whoremug.

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