Ample

A fruit found in pies and biblical stories that has been electically charged.
1)I just got a shock while eating my ample pie!
2)When Adam ate the ample he and his snake got a big shock
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context

When you receive a text massage (SMS) asking you to send money to a bank in Nigeria.
Person 1: I got an SMS yesterday that said I can make £100 comission if I send a wire for £1000 to Nigeria.
Person 2: Don't do it - it's a context!
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)
1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?
by lisa_urban May 16, 2008
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Crack Whore

A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances.
We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.
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Amazing

The relaying of overcomplex or poor directions causing the navigating party to become disorientated and ultimately becoming completely lost.
Ritas directions were so amazing that we all got lost.
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Tomahawk

A Vegtable of Prey found in pastural agricultural areas of the US midwest
It looks like these rabbits have been eaten by a Tomahawk! You can tell by the pips left by the carcass
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Apparent

child 1: Do you live with your mum and dad?
child 2: No I live with Apparent.
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