Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Crack Whore

A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances.

We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Amazing

The relaying of overcomplex or poor directions causing the navigating party to become disorientated and ultimately becoming completely lost.

Ritas directions were so amazing that we all got lost.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Ample

A fruit found in pies and biblical stories that has been electically charged.

1)I just got a shock while eating my ample pie!
2)When Adam ate the ample he and his snake got a big shock

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

axident

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Rural Chav

The lesser known Rural Chav displays the same characteristics as the regular (or common) Chav, the major difference being that the Rural Chav lives in a village rather than a town or suburb and probably has furry dice in his/her tractor rather than a "hot hatch" and styles their hair with lard.

If one were to draw a comparison between Chavs and Pigeons, the pigeons you find in rural woodland (akin to Rural Chavs) carry less diseases than their urban cousins (The Common Chav) but are still essentially flying rats!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008