lisa_urban's definitions

axident

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Aggravate

To annoy a farmer, agricultural worker or tractor jockey

Those rabbits really aggravate the carrot farmer

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

hybred

From the greek (hy - meaning superior) and the latin (bred - meaning 'of breeding') hybred literally means, of superior breeding.
For the real definition see the real spelling hybrid

Prince Charles is hybred (see also environmentally friendly green modern man) - not to be confused with inbred

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Democratically Elected

Modern Usage has transgressed somewhat from the (original definition) - An individual or group of individuals brought to power by a majority vote of the electorate.
For modern usage See: Bush(USA), Mugabe(Zimbabwe), Gordon Brown(UK), Thein Sein (burma), Mahmoud Ahmadinejad(iran), Vladimir Putin& Dmitry Medvedev (Russia) Jalal TALABANI (Iraq) who have all been Democratically Elected in the past few years. Scary isn't it?

Your grandfather, somebody's son, a woman's husband, a father and thousands like him died in a war fighting for the right to freedom and democracy. I'm so pleased we have all upheld those morals so that we can all say that our leaders are Democratically Elected (see farce)!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Amazing

The relaying of overcomplex or poor directions causing the navigating party to become disorientated and ultimately becoming completely lost.

Ritas directions were so amazing that we all got lost.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Ample

A fruit found in pies and biblical stories that has been electically charged.

1)I just got a shock while eating my ample pie!
2)When Adam ate the ample he and his snake got a big shock

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

context

When you receive a text massage (SMS) asking you to send money to a bank in Nigeria.

Person 1: I got an SMS yesterday that said I can make £100 comission if I send a wire for £1000 to Nigeria.
Person 2: Don't do it - it's a context!

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008