lisa_urban's definitions

Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Ample

A fruit found in pies and biblical stories that has been electically charged.

1)I just got a shock while eating my ample pie!
2)When Adam ate the ample he and his snake got a big shock

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Aggravate

To annoy a farmer, agricultural worker or tractor jockey

Those rabbits really aggravate the carrot farmer

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Emotional

Staying very still (the opposite of motional)

The girl was tired and emotional

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Undue

Something a Rabbi would not be a party to for it's lack of goyishness

That bacon sandwhich was quite undue

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Dermetology

The intense study or stalking of anyone called Dermot

I watched 'My Best Friend's Wedding' again last night as part of my Dermetology project (ref: actor Dermot Mulroney)

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008