7 definitions by lexicon_T
an individual who is so confrontational, so aggravating or so infuiating with almost every spoken word. those type of people who rub you wrong just speaking to you, or push other people's buttons almost unintentionally. They also tend to argue about everything little thing.
Noel is such an aggravational speaker. Whatever that dude says completely pisses me off.
Nancy is such a hothead. She takes the simplest thing and blows it out of proportion. What an aggravational speaker!
My spouse is the most difficult person to deal with. Everything turns into an argument. I can't believe what an aggravational speaker my spouse is!
Nancy is such a hothead. She takes the simplest thing and blows it out of proportion. What an aggravational speaker!
My spouse is the most difficult person to deal with. Everything turns into an argument. I can't believe what an aggravational speaker my spouse is!
by lexicon_T August 9, 2011
A cross between something that is both very interesting and frustrating at the same time. It could be in any amount of each but you must feel both for it to be frusterenting.
I am so sick of putting together this train set, I'm so intersted in trains but these little parts of so frustrating! I'm frusterented!
I'm really interested in that chick, she's so interesting yet at the same time frustrating. I don't think she'll ever go out with me but she's so frusterenting!
I'm really interested in that chick, she's so interesting yet at the same time frustrating. I don't think she'll ever go out with me but she's so frusterenting!
by lexicon_T January 18, 2012
When two individuals need to defecate so bad, they use the toilet at the same time. One sits on and a little forward of the first person's lap, and they both relieve themselves.
Crikey, Bruce, I've got to shit so bad we're gonna have to double stack on a bun!
So there I was, minding my own business, when Jane busts into my stall screaming, sits down in my lap, and starts shitting right through my legs. I never thought I'd have a double stack on a bun!
So there I was, minding my own business, when Jane busts into my stall screaming, sits down in my lap, and starts shitting right through my legs. I never thought I'd have a double stack on a bun!
by lexicon_T August 9, 2011
A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.
A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"
B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"
A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."
B: "That's nasty, bro."
A: "Word."
B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"
A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."
B: "That's nasty, bro."
A: "Word."
by lexicon_T October 26, 2013
The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_T October 26, 2013
Best Possible Outcome. The maximum satisfaction obtainable in any given situation, subjectively speaking.
Damn, I got that girl drunk, shagged her, and got out of there before she woke up. BPO!
Listen up people, we've got a lot of work to do, and what I'm looking for here is the best possible outcome - BPO!
Listen up people, we've got a lot of work to do, and what I'm looking for here is the best possible outcome - BPO!
by lexicon_T January 18, 2012
A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.
I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.
So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!
I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.
So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!
I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.
by lexicon_T May 10, 2012