by lex September 26, 2004
An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).
by lex November 25, 2004
"Aotch! I hate you!"
when someone by the name of tom or tyler ask you to go to the movies you say this word
when someone by the name of tom or tyler ask you to go to the movies you say this word
by lex February 03, 2005
hot guy at st.albans who is a master pimp. Is blonde but doesnt(usually)act like one. knows all drugs but doesnt take them...known to wear polos especially pink ones that are hott..has friend mike who doesnt think he can live up to his full pimping potential.
boy1:dude lets go pick up some girls
boy2:we need wolf to coach us he is a master pimp
boy1:sweeeeeet
boy2:we need wolf to coach us he is a master pimp
boy1:sweeeeeet
by Lex December 17, 2004
by Lex March 09, 2005
A person who feels there is a difference between rap and hip-hop believing rap is defined as ghetto music for thugs who love b'tches, hoes, and excessive jewerly. At a hip-hop event one can be spotted by the REI or Jansport backpack worn with one too many support straps, khaki's, adidas or pumas, a hoodie, headphones and hat of some sort.
by Lex May 09, 2004
Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :
Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)
The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004