dreakfast

To eat leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Dreakfast is a meal eaten almost exclusively by single men living alone between the ages of 20 and 45. Women generally find the concept of dreakfast disgusting. Derived from a combination of the words "dinner" and "breakfast." The first syllable also sounds like dreck, which means disgusting or awful.
Dave's girlfriend threw a fit when she found him eating last night's pizza and tacos for dreakfast.
by Led Zeppole October 05, 2003
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Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.
by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003
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mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.
Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.
by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003
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Spedulance

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.
by Led Zeppole November 24, 2003
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Sopranoland

A recent nickname (first heard in 2003) for northern New Jersey, generally used by residents of South Jersey. Refers to the popular HBO series The Sopranos which takes place in North Jersey.
I'm going to drive up the Turnpike to Sopranoland tonight to watch the Devils game.
by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003
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Wally and Marge

Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.

See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.
Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)
by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003
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burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.
After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.
by Led Zeppole October 04, 2003
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