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beer breakfast

Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.
While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.
by Led Zeppole November 2, 2003
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Afternoon delight

The awful title of one of the most awful songs ever written. It was performed by the Starland Vocal Band, a group of talentless hacks who are living proof that you can, in fact, sell your soul to Satan in exchange for success.
If you were around in the 70's, as I was, the "song" Afternoon Delight will scar your psyche until your dying day.
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
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Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.
On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.
by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003
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Sopranoland

A recent nickname (first heard in 2003) for northern New Jersey, generally used by residents of South Jersey. Refers to the popular HBO series The Sopranos which takes place in North Jersey.
I'm going to drive up the Turnpike to Sopranoland tonight to watch the Devils game.
by Led Zeppole December 28, 2003
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oxymoron

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".
That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.
by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003
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Sluggy

After a tough day at work, I was feeling very sluggy.
by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003
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wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
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