52 definitions by led zeppole
A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."
American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.
by led zeppole October 3, 2003
Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?
Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.
Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.
by led zeppole November 4, 2003
A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
by led zeppole November 13, 2003
After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.
by led zeppole November 8, 2003
by led zeppole November 19, 2003
An insulting Jersey Shore name for tourists from the Midwest, especially those who are naive or who have never seen the ocean (or Atlantic City) before. This term likely evolved sometime after the release of the movie Fargo, which featured a major character named Gunderson.
See also bennies, shoobies, and Wally and Marge.
See also bennies, shoobies, and Wally and Marge.
by led zeppole December 11, 2003
The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...
Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
by led zeppole October 18, 2004