britney spears

no offence but what have u got against her? yeh she shows her stomach alot but why not if its as good as hers?. so shes a bit raunchy shes no where near as slutty as Madonna and everyone frigin loves her. Madonna masterbated onstage and yet shes still a "music legend" all Britney did was wear a short top it aint that bad in comparison. If it wasnt her u were attacking it would be someone else. Now i'm not some britney freak fan i just think its kinda gay u all think shes satan when their are politicians that are way more fake and influencial on young peoples minds and lives.

person a: britney is satan

person b: grow up shes just a singer (who u probably secretly listen to)

by lauren March 15, 2005

Ewan McGregor

A mad good actor, and a very hott actor. Not like that matters, but a very good actor. See trainspotting

Ewan McGregor is awesome.

by Lauren March 19, 2004

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond involves stimulating the mouth, nipples and penis orally and alternately, usually whilst the ercipient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first taste of a sloppy diamond at the weekend. It must have been good because he came like a train!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 03, 2003

WWBD

It obviously stands for 'What Would Buffy Do' there is like a whole cult following of Buffy lovers who use the phrase 'wwbd', there are t-shirts and key rings and stuff with it on

ahh, vampires, wwbd

by lauren May 06, 2004