lauren's definitions

assflogger

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

by lauren February 7, 2004

Knaw

the definition of knaw is very simple.
noun~ a person undiscribable
adj~ something so incredible or unexplainable

adj-
That was so knaw, how did that disapeer so fast?! ~ knaw is subbed for something so incredible

noun-
That knaw walked down the street so fast!
~knaw: crazy person or unexplainable

by Lauren February 4, 2004

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 5, 2003

anii

The hole on your butt (see also anus) in plural form.

The pig anii were closing in around me as each one shoved their reeking butt in my face.

by Lauren November 13, 2003

P.M.ed out

zonked on tylonol PMs

"i don't remember that plane ride at all, i was P.M.ed out"

by lauren August 30, 2003

emo trio

a nickname lovingly given to new jersey, pennsylvania, and maryland/DC after we realized how extremely difficult it was to find a single band whose music didn't have "emo" leanings. new york has started to be included, but it'll always just be "emo trio."

whatever kind of emo you're into, you'll find it in the emo trio. no, seriously.

by Lauren February 19, 2003

saw the elephant

(like in the circus) saw the main attraction, now (one) can go home

"maria, this museum sucks. we saw the elephant. let's book."

by lauren August 30, 2003