lauren's definitions

Emcee

The funniest author on Urban Dictionary!

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by Lauren March 28, 2005

cipro

a motion discomfort/ painkiller pill. if you take too many you won't be able to throw them up ad you'll either have to have your stomach vacuumed or you'll die.

by lauren August 31, 2003

freezer

a prude, someone who "freezes" all the action or won't put out, someone who abnormally reluctant to engage in sexual activity

"man, i dumped that bitch Therisa after a week. she was a fucking freezer!"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Mantis

Plural for mantits. meaning man tits.

The Three guys' mantis' were showing while swimming.

by lauren April 13, 2004

far

1. F.A.R.- stands for Fat Ass Ride, an acronym meaning car. ("whos far are we taking today?")
2. synonymous with "long ass" or "a fucking hike"- a word used mostly by stoners to describe a walking distance of over about 3 feet. ("hey mike, get me a beer." "get your own fucking beer- the fridge is fucking far away.")

by lauren August 31, 2003

huzzy

a person that is half pig and half skunk

look at that huzzy, he stinks and hasnt showered forever. i think he has worn those clothes for 7 weeks now.

by lauren June 10, 2003

Whatchamacallit

Used when you can't remember what you were going to say.

I went to the movies and uh..whatchamacallit...yea...then I went out to dinner

by Lauren May 4, 2004