lauren's definitions

Mantinitus

Disease involving the enjoyment of mantits.

The little girl got mantinitus after watching the Juno awards.

by Lauren April 13, 2004

minted

it is an another new word that is like cool or ace it means that something is new and exciting.

wow that new television set is sooo minted OR i really want the new 'urbz' game it is really mint

by Lauren March 10, 2005

New Jersey

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.

Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"

by Lauren February 19, 2003

lift off

erection, hard on

I'm gettina a lift off.

by Lauren April 5, 2004

P.A.B.

one who pusses out on drinking with the rest of the crew ....cause they can't drink anymore....(complete bull shitza)

common usage of the word would be...."quit being such a PAB pussy ass bitchKatie & freakin' take another shot!" GOSH!

by lauren March 11, 2005

Dorr

A man who is homosexual in the highest possible regard. The thought of the opposite sex sickens such an individual. Generally, they spend all their time humping guys. Also bears some bad-hygiene connotations.

You know that rank smelling guy that stands in the locker room and watches guys shower? He's a real Dorr.

by Lauren February 5, 2004

Slap Happy

a game played with friends where you slap each other over and over and laugh uncontrollably. good for long car rides

"slap... hahahahahahaha!" "slap... hahahahahahahaha!"

by lauren September 1, 2003