dooney and bourke

The best designer of purses ever.

I just bought this Dooney & Bourke purse yesterday at South Coast Plaza.

by Lauren April 02, 2005

Billy Joe Armstrong

Lead Singer of Greenday
Hottest 34yr old ever
Fucking awesome.

I saw Billy Joe at the concert last night and he was fucking hot as hell!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

doik

oops! shit!

(crash) "doik!"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Southlake

south of grapevine lake DUHHHHH and u just hate us cuz we r better than yall in...hmmm lets seeee EVERYTHING!! come on admit it u know u wanna be rich and live in southlake!! just becuz i live in a house worth 3 million and have 2 cars at age 15 doesnt mean that im stuck up!!

hey that girl is hot and rich, she must live in southlake!

by lauren April 25, 2005

spoofer

a papertowel roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow through when smoking pot so that your hits smell nice and free and your mom doesn't catch you.

"i have the weed, dyu have the spoofer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

graffito

cool graffiti type drawings, more artistic than the usual scribbles

"jesse graffitoed my bag for me- he's so boss."

by lauren August 30, 2003

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004