Definitions by laurab193
Bemuse Bouche
The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.
Bemuse Bouche by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Rollercluster
Chris "Wow, that ride was awesome"
Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
Rollercluster by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Obliviation diet
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Obliviation diet by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Beardoration
Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him
Beardoration by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Secret Tweakers
Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
Secret Tweakers by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Blowalicious
An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.
Blowalicious by laurab193 June 1, 2011
MayHamming
To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.
To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
MayHamming by laurab193 June 1, 2011