laurab193's definitions
Chris "Wow, that ride was awesome"
Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Rollerclustermug. Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Obliviation dietmug. by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Molestinctionmug. The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Mackerel Tangomug. To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.
To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the MayHammingmug. When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Party Poopstermug. The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Bemuse Bouchemug.