A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening
Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
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Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
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Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
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Get the Rollercluster mug.Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him
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Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
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