Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.
To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.
by laurab193 June 01, 2011