Definitions by laurab193

Rollercluster 

Being so scared on a fairground ride that one does a small collection of poos in ones pants.

Chris "Wow, that ride was awesome"

Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"

Rollercluster by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Beardoration 

To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair

Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him

Beardoration by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Secret Tweakers 

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.

Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"

Secret Tweakers by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Blowalicious

An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.

That BJ was Blowalicious, I'm definitely a sweet vs savory person

Blowalicious by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Obliviation diet 

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

Obliviation diet by laurab193 June 1, 2011

MayHamming 

To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.

To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.

Did you see us MayHamming last night, I laughed so much I almost peed myself

MayHamming by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Party Poopster 

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves

Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"

Party Poopster by laurab193 June 1, 2011