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Definitions by laurab193

Bemuse Bouche

Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.
The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.
Bemuse Bouche by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Rollercluster 

Being so scared on a fairground ride that one does a small collection of poos in ones pants.
Chris "Wow, that ride was awesome"

Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
Rollercluster by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Obliviation diet 

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

Beardoration 

To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair
Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him
Beardoration by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Secret Tweakers 

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
Secret Tweakers by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Blowalicious

An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.
That BJ was Blowalicious, I'm definitely a sweet vs savory person
Blowalicious by laurab193 June 1, 2011

MayHamming 

To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.

To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
Did you see us MayHamming last night, I laughed so much I almost peed myself
MayHamming by laurab193 June 1, 2011