Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
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Shamefaced Embrace

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle
Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
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Rollercluster

Being so scared on a fairground ride that one does a small collection of poos in ones pants.
Chris "Wow, that ride was awesome"

Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
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Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
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Mackerel Tango

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
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MayHamming

To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.

To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
Did you see us MayHamming last night, I laughed so much I almost peed myself
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Blowalicious

An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.
That BJ was Blowalicious, I'm definitely a sweet vs savory person
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