laurab193's definitions
An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Blowalicious mug.Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Secret Tweakers mug.Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Shamefaced Embrace mug.When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Bum Drunk Parade mug.When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old
Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Public Transplant mug.A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening
Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Karechokey mug.The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Get the Mackerel Tango mug.