laura 's definitions

rat asssed

rat assed is generally a term used when one is off ones rocker, caused by excessive ammounts of alcohol, weed, or anyother illeagle substances one might have dropped (take).

ex 1. i cudnt find the way home last night i woz well rat assed
ex2. i dropped 10 pills last night i wer well rat assed!!!

by laura May 1, 2004

convulge

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."

I'm so stupid my head is convulging.

by Laura December 28, 2003

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

Mountaineous

Like Mountainous, only cooler.

I enjoy the mountaneous landscape of the Himalayas.

by Laura December 3, 2004

holiday inn

a place where hoes and prozzies get their buisiness done... its cheap and cheerful, perfect

chingy goes to the holiday inn, innit

by laura June 17, 2004

madz cutler

she takes my breath away, what a character i swear to god she is arousing to many species even such things as antelopes and that, she is like a very appetising meal for example a vol-au-vent even tho that is not a meal it would be if you were the size of ant.

one of the erotic C-Annex gals look it up i luv them as you can see but hey who doesnt, imagine if this was one of the c-annex tribe biggin up themselves how crazy would that be, not safe indeed.

by LaUrA January 16, 2004

Cece

A crutial member for the DBC, douchebag crew. Perhaps the most vital member because of his nickname frosty the snowman.

Cece came to the bar with an eight ball in his pocket.

by Laura February 11, 2005