lance's definitions

flyman

fly-man
To become or be half man and/or contain male like features with wing's located from spinal cord.

1.Watch this pal, im a flyman.

2.That foo just fuxin turned into tha flyman.

3.Who is flyman? He's the kewlest hacka of em all, tru!

by Lance June 18, 2004

a good piece

A horrible piece, used commonly in birthday celebrations.

P1: You have the good piece. I'll take this one.
P2: This one's filled with worms!

by Lance November 5, 2003

water

Water, or as Bmorians call it, warter is one of the many words Bmorians like to slangify. Among other words,

Ablance = Ambulance
mil = milk
warshinton = washington
warsh = wash

warter clearly defines a balmorian and what part of balmore they are from... HUN!

GUY: So you goin down to warshinton?
GIRL: Yea, gotta get away from those amblances that are chasin me along side those things that squirt warter.

by Lance May 7, 2005

edgeev

(n.) the funniest person you know

(v.) to say/do/write the funniest thing in the history of all time

Did you see that new Will Ferrell movie? He's edgeev!

Did you read Tim's script? He edgeeved that thing to the max!

by Lance July 9, 2004

crenshaw

A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.

Jamie lost his virginity... It was straight crenshaw.

by Lance June 17, 2006

Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.

Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise

by lance November 13, 2017

Mortland

The name of a online and console gaming hacker, best known for his attack on Sept 9th 2002 attack on a gaming server known as Phantasy Star Online. The name "Mortland" has no true meaning behind it, allthough translated to "Terre De Mort" in french it means Death Land.

Man i really hate that Mortland Guy.
Mortland sucks, but then again....

by Lance July 10, 2004