banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)

Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

laughlinks

links found in the body of an email that, when clicked, take you to something funny.

Did you see Charlie's email? It's got three laughlinks.

by LaLaLander17 February 16, 2009

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 21, 2009

moany joanie

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.

Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

moany tony

a man who moans nonstop during sex.

Joanie: You shoulda heard the moany tony I fucked last night. Thank gawd it was over in three minutes.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009

lust buster

Any person, event or thing that causes an abrupt end to sexual desire; a huge turn off.

Jimmy was polishing his woody when his parents opened his door and freaked.
Man, that's a total lust buster.

by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009