l's definitions

smizmar

Your soul mate; Your one true love.

"I love you, my smizmar."

by L December 3, 2003

self defense

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

by L August 14, 2007

Hailie Jade

Gorgeous.
Funny.
Little Lady.

Eminem's christmas baby

by L January 6, 2005

sucks ass

Waiting for 12-8 on void

it just sucks ass

by l August 1, 2019

Oobie

to be a "cool cat". To be an Oobie Cat.

by L May 7, 2003

pomo

post modern: being wierd for the sake of being wierd

this chair is po-mo

Comment submitted with request to delete: The meaning of being "wierd" trying to be extra wierd is
hopelessly vague. It does not suit the original meanings
of this new term that are already well current in loose
modern English. The term as given in disputed usage would
be a hypernym of a word{can't think of one current} such
as "Ultra" in special use in French politics after restor-
ation of Monarchy, early 18th century. It is a little too
hyper, in my opinion.
Truly Yours,

by l January 3, 2004

taft

to grope the wrong grl, mistaking her for your girlfriend

that asshole just tafted my girl!!

by L February 23, 2004