Definitions by kymcleod

cocklash 

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

cocklash by kymcleod October 17, 2003

that is all 

What Darth Vader says when you have outstayed your welcome, or he wants you to leave.

"That is all"

that is all by kymcleod October 16, 2003

chicken lover 

An individual who enjoys the company of male birds and bunging up their anal passages with his todger

Fred's run into the Chicken Shed again. He's sucka chicken lover

chicken lover by kymcleod October 12, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

mutually assured destruction by kymcleod October 12, 2003

fugazzi 

Fake

Be Fugazzi, Don't Be Fubar

fugazzi by kymcleod October 12, 2003

g-string 

A string on a guitar. Not to be confused with the E-String, A-String, D-String, B-String or High E-String

Just twang the G-String!!

g-string by kymcleod October 12, 2003

phuk 

Arguably more phonetic version of Fuck

You Phukka!!

phuk by kymcleod October 12, 2003