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by Kyle February 29, 2004
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Final Realms

Final Realms is a message board frequented by imbalanced people. Some noteworthy people who post there are a perverted Canadian, a guy from Indiana who has a strong desire to be liked, a guy who likes to start fires and Mr. Chris.

Also see Chris Martin.
Kyle: I'm gonna go post on www.finalrealms.com in a little while. You should join, Dave.
Dave: Final Realms is so bad-ass, I think I will.
by Kyle January 03, 2005
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Halo Humper

One that uses the contorler to hump people in halo, For the Xbox
"Kyle Humps the hell out of jared because he kicks his ass in halo"
by Kyle November 20, 2003
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Gallaro

To botch a job up or just messing up in life in general. Attributes include horrible hand-eye coordination, ugliness, and ability to make others laugh at one's own expense.
He can't even walk straight because he trips over his own feet. He walks like a Gallaro
by Kyle March 01, 2005
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elliot smith

Folk-rock singer who was considered one of the best songwriters of his generation. He was best known for his songs from the film "Good Will Hunting" and songs that focused on drug addiction, failed relationships, self-loathing, suicide etc. His music was very sad, indeed.

He started out as an indie singer in Portland, but gained more recognition when Gus Van Sant decided to use some of his songs from his 1997 album called "Either/Or" (which is probably his best album). Smith also wrote a song for the movie called "Miss Misery," which earned him an Academy Award nomination. Unfortunately, he lost to Celine Dion (It was the "Titanic" year).

Sadly, Smith took his own life in Fall of 2003 by plunging a knife to his heart. He was 34

Smith has done 6 albums; "Roman Candle," self-titled album "Elliott Smith," "Either/Or," "XO," "Figure 8" and a posthumous release called "From a Basement on a Hill."
People will still be listening to Elliott Smith 40 years from today.
by Kyle January 28, 2005
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Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast
They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.
by kyle April 05, 2005
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Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.
Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!
by Kyle March 23, 2005
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